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in the great green room there was a telephone

and a red balloon

cookie stephens
13 April 1975
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Old Yorkshire Dog Poem

The dogs all had a meeting,
They came from near and far.
Some came by bicycle,
Some even came by car.

But before they were allowed
To enter in the hall,
Each had to hang his arsehole
On a hook upon the wall.

They all got nicely seated,
Each mother's son and sire.
When a dirty little yellow dog,
Ran in and shouted:, 'FIRE'!

They all jumped up together,
They had no time to look.
And each grabbed at random,
An arsehole from a hook.

This got their arse holes all mixed up,
And made them very sore.
To wear another arsehole,
They hadn't worn before.

And that's the reason why a dog,
Will even leave a bone,
To smell another arsehole,
In the hope to find his own.


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